Thursday, August 16, 2007

FU Supports Ron Paul


In an uncharacteristically partisan move, the First Unichurck is announcing its early support for Ron Paul as our next President of these United States.

I believe that Ron is the seasoned actor who once bore the nickname "The Hedgehog." During his film career, he demonstrated the capacity for "autofellatio," and it is expected that this skill will serve him well as leader of the Republican Party. It is hoped that Ron will restore some of the dignity to the White House that has been tragically absent since the exit of Tricky Dick.

4 comments:

Litzi said...

Hi OneEar,
“It is hoped that Ron will restore some of the dignity to the White House that has been tragically absent for the past decade”. Isn’t that an oxymoron? Dignity and the White House are rather incongruous concepts right now. Perhaps Ron Paul would provide some unusual entertainment for the Country as opposed to the current El Presidente.

OneEar said...

ML - I had to revise my timeframe reference after recognizing that you are correct. I note that no President has invited Elvis into the building since Nixon.

Litzi said...

Hi OneEar,
“Elvis has left the building” forever. I’ve often wondered if Tricky Dick was one of Elvis’ drug suppliers or vise versa.

Sven said...

I believe you made a mistake in selecting your photo. Try this one.