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Well, after catching up with the last few posts, I see someone has been sampling the pharmaceutical samples again. Warning - may cause ramblings, homosexual tendencies, cloven feet, 5 forms of diarrhea, grazing, smelly friends, and amnesia.
I know. They really do cause smelly friends. I forgot to send you your shirt, speaking of which. And words truly cannot describe the smell of that thing before I soiled my new washing machine with it.
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Well, after catching up with the last few posts, I see someone has been sampling the pharmaceutical samples again. Warning - may cause ramblings, homosexual tendencies, cloven feet, 5 forms of diarrhea, grazing, smelly friends, and amnesia.
I know. They really do cause smelly friends. I forgot to send you your shirt, speaking of which. And words truly cannot describe the smell of that thing before I soiled my new washing machine with it.
but I like the amnesia part
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