Bring your bathing suits, BB guns and bad attitudes, boys. Loud, awful music won't hurt, either.
This should keep us all busy.
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I'm going to try to talk them into spending every last penny on prostitutes. We'll see how it goes.
We always invite them and they scorn us. If they don't want to worry, they should join us.
But on a more reality-based note, we have been doing this for a long time, and have never had the pleasure of prostitutes, or anyone else for that matter, taking us seriously enough to copulate with us. And then there is the smell.
We haven't really been able to nail down the source. But its presence is unmistakeable.
do you have any idea how hard it is to get caked excrement out of matted wookie fur? Neither do I, but I know someone who does...
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