Are you ready to remove stress from your life? If you need to annihilate stress, then you need my "Stress Massacre Program" to learn easy, effective, and largely safe methods of eliminating stress.
To give you just a taste of the Kool-aid you'll be drinking, here are the first 3 recommendations:
1) Subscribe to the "Stress Killers" newsletter. Two times a month, you will receive a personalized eZine with helpful tips and techniques including the patented "Stress Strangler" and the very popular "Dwelling On Shit and The Inverse."
2)Read your copy of the groundbreaking report "Die Muthaf*ckin' Stress Die," complimentary with each subscription to "Stress Killers," which will help you explore transformational inner peace and maybe even a little outer peace. Who knows, you might even get a peace.
3) Watch your inbox! When you subscribe to "Stress Killers," you will also receive periodic email tips on living your life to the livingest. You will feel supported in your effort to build a life which is fresh and authentic and which can only be achieved by truly assassinating stress, in 3 easy payments of $29.99. Remember, "stressed" is just "desserts" spelled backwards. And vice-versa. Don't wait, subscribe today!
To give you just a taste of the Kool-aid you'll be drinking, here are the first 3 recommendations:
1) Subscribe to the "Stress Killers" newsletter. Two times a month, you will receive a personalized eZine with helpful tips and techniques including the patented "Stress Strangler" and the very popular "Dwelling On Shit and The Inverse."
2)Read your copy of the groundbreaking report "Die Muthaf*ckin' Stress Die," complimentary with each subscription to "Stress Killers," which will help you explore transformational inner peace and maybe even a little outer peace. Who knows, you might even get a peace.
3) Watch your inbox! When you subscribe to "Stress Killers," you will also receive periodic email tips on living your life to the livingest. You will feel supported in your effort to build a life which is fresh and authentic and which can only be achieved by truly assassinating stress, in 3 easy payments of $29.99. Remember, "stressed" is just "desserts" spelled backwards. And vice-versa. Don't wait, subscribe today!
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4 comments:
quit posting this post, would you?
Hi OneEar,
Until I receive the U. S. Treasury Stimulus Package that I’m entitled to, money is rather tight. I’ve had to give up eating due to the economic meltdown, so although your Stress Killers newsletter for a mere $29.99 (in three easy payments) would no doubt benefit my day to day existence, I’m going to pass on subscribing at the present time.
Maybe if I could afford desserts occasionally, the stress would vanish.
Litzi, it is three easy payments of $29.99 each. Sorry for any confusion. Our customer convenience fee to correct your error is only $34.99 which will be added to your invoice.
Hi OneEar,
Terrific! Perhaps if I forgo heating my house (along with eating) I’ll be able to afford your newsletter. Did you remember to tack on any additional postage and handling fees?
Such a deal!
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