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Tell me, if this affair he had was two years ago, what the hell was he doing at that hotel at 2am?
Methinks there is more to the story, non?
Kelly, if I may quote my favorite francophonic Europeans, the French, "Bah-oui!"
Litzi, you big chicken
Hi Doc Bok,
I’ve been laying eggs and pecking around in the hen house all day.
Bunderkraut,
Shame on you! Your wife might want to read Billary’s book It Takes A Village: And Other Lessons Children Teach Us while commiserating with her about having horndogs for partners. You could get together with Bubba and compare stories. Do you smoke cigars??
Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson were notorious womanizers, as were the Kennedy brothers and Gary Hart. You’re chosen the right profession for chasing skirts.
What about the kid; is it yours?
Hi Doc Bok,
Are you any relation to Dr. Seymour Bush? I found this wonderful name here: Dr. Maroon.
Litzi, I am definitely a fan of Seying Mour Bush, though these days, it seems as if very few bushes are really bushy anymore. Usually have seen more grooming than a golf course in Pebble Beach--which only sets things up for embarrassing unkempt overgrowth. It's an interesting trend, and I wonder who started it.
I have to admit, at times I miss patting a soft, furry little fella. Wire-brush, brillo-pad Armenians are probably better off to follow the grooming trend. Just for the tactile, and I guess visual, experience.
Hi Doc Bok,
OMG! That’s more than I ever wanted or needed to know! Thank you for enlightening me. Maybe the grooming like a Pebble Beach golf course trend is très La-La-Land and not so prevalent in other areas? Have you asked any of your lady friends why they’re pruning and/or using depilatories? Maybe Shitney and Ms. Hilton initiated it when they tossed out their thongs…
There’s a mole (or vole) doing major damage in the yard right now; if you miss patting soft, furry little fellas, feel welcome to come chase the varmint down. Although he/she/it may be rabid.
Should we address you as Seying Mour or Less Bush from now on? LMAO!!
I will try to see as many as I can and let you know, once the study is complete.
You know what they say: You seen one naked woman...you pretty much wanna see all the rest
Hi Doc Bok,
You’re in the right profession and single, so GO FOR IT! Merely for scientific research, right? Good fodder for a future blog…
DokBok writes: "I have to admit, at times I miss patting a soft, furry little fella."
"Little fella," hey. Just as I suspected.
Hi OneEar,
Your blog comments read like an article from the National Enquirer a.k.a. Intruder thanks to Doc Bok and I.
One, there is a clear difference between "fellOW" and "fellA". Please make a note of it in your genital-patting future. It may keep you out of trouble.
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