Some sheep have referred to me as an "autopederast", but I am actually a "no-auto pedestrian". Occasionally, I run out into the street and pour a glass of gasoline on the pavement and run away giggling like a school girl.
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5 comments:
Hi OneEar,
I’ve been reading about the horrific weather conditions in Indiana and Wisconsin today. I hope all the OneEars’ are safe and dry this evening. Ark’s were created for Noah…not good people like you.
Hi Doc Bok,
Geesh sweethie…you tither and prater like a school girl? I think we’re going to be paying $5.00+ a gallon by the 4th of July weekend. Supply and demand have a domino effect. Walking is good for the body and soul, right??
Now I know what you do when you go out to the balcony...
Annie Ominous,
Maybe I’ll grab the binoculars and hang out at the Chevron gas station to see what’s going on…
That's why I equipped my car to run on milk. It's cheaper.
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