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ML,
Are you available Tuesday 12/12 at 10:30 p.m. CST, 8:30 California time?
One of my favaorite commands for Mila was "Mila, Leave it!" Can you incorporate that into your chanting?
Thanks.
I remember that command...very effective.
Hi Cocoa,
Yes! I’ll see to it that Madame Litzi is around and working at 8:30 tomorrow morning to conduct a séance for you to contact Mila. She’ll most certainly incorporate “Mila, Leave It” into her repertoire for you. Mila was a beautiful dog and it’s easy to see why you were so fond of her. She looks very alert and happy in the picture you posted.
Do you want to conduct the séance at Madame Litzi’s or would you prefer your own blog site? It’s entirely up to you. ML can post her fortune telling persona or travel with it to the Midwest. Cocoa, don’t forget a small plate of kibbles for Mila….
Hi Loud But Off Key,
The command “Mila, Leave It” was effective for Mila AND you? You must be very well trained…
Hi Cocoa,
Madame Litzi is ready whenever you are. The spirits are calling....
Madame; I think Coco is expecting you tonight at 8:30PM your time. If the A-Team taught us anything, it is that we must "synchronize our watches."
I'm taking my kids to sit on the lap of a large, unemployed, bearded guy tonight, so I'll probably be late for the seannce. Say "high" to Mila.
Hi OneEar,
Ooops! Madame Litzi had better learn to read! When the big hand is on 8 and the little one’s….
The Madame will readjust her schedule and be available this evening. I hope your kids enjoy sitting on the Fat Guy’s lap this evening and remember to rattle off all the toys they’re hoping for. Take some pictures of them with Santa so you’ll have something to look back at years from. That reminds me that I’ve got to go find a Santa Baby and request a Rolex….
10:30 p.m. CST / 8:30 pm PST
Litzi,
Who would conduct a seance in the morning? I am beginning to doubt your credentials. Let's conduct the proceedings here at the Unichurk. I will have Mila's favorite kibble -- in fact I may even bathe in it.
OneEar,
I doubt the dept. store Santa will be still operating at 10:30. Or do you take the kids to the tavern Santa?
Hi Cocoa,
Please rest assured that I’m a highly qualified prophetess. Every patron receives my undivided attention and expertise and I’m confident that this evening you’ll be in touch with Mila. There shouldn’t be any problem detecting your presence if indeed you bathe in kibbles. I’ll be waiting outside the Unichurk vestry for your arrival and we can commence our séance.
The Tavern Santa might prove to be jollier than the department store St. Nick, who’ll probably have had his share of screaming, biting and kicking kids to last him till next December. A Mr. Claus full of brewski’s or eggnog would no doubt be more amenable to guaranteeing that the proper gifts are delivered to good little boys and girls.
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