OK, so, well, erm, there are some, shall we say, how do I put this, discrepancies in the collective memories of the Clown Squad. Below is a good guess. There is no consensus, nor shall it ever be thusly.
2024 - Guilty on All Counts Sun Ninja Rusty - Fernandina Beach, FL. Alceste was right.
2023 - Le Rusty à Montréal - Je ne sais quoi, je ne sais pas porquoi.
2022 - Amelia Island, FL - Superspreader Rusty. Quarantine schmuarantine.
2021 - Mount Vernon, WI - Life Lessons Rusty. 800lbs of Ice yet Iceless, Canoe Dragging, Sore Ass Rusty.
2020- Ogdensbumf^ck, NY - SARS Cov2 Can't Stop Rusty. Gilligan's Island Photoshoot. Pontoon boat. River Kayaks.
2019 - Reno, NV. Convalescent napping Rusty. Cinco de Reno. Gambling. Legal-eyes it.
2018 - Pound Ridge, NY. Make Rusty Grate Again.
2017 - Ocean City, MD. The Real Clowns of OC.
2016 - New Milford, PA. Endless Anti-Rusty.
2016 - Boston, MA. Markless Rusty.
2015 - Chicago, IL. All-festivaled-out Rusty.
2014 - Pound Ridge, NY. Portalet Rusty.
2013 - Thompson PA, right?
2012 - Boulder, CO. Guilfoyle, Guilfoyle.
2011 - Philadelphia, PA. Liberty Bell Rusty. DokBok gets a fan.
2010 - Boston, MA. Boston Massacre Rusty. Blood all over Boston. Squad meets Steven Tyler, OneEar turns down offer to join Aerosmith.
2009 - Los Angeles, CA - Dylan McKay Rusty starring DokBok's neighbors
2008 - Mount Vernon, Wisconsin. OneEar turns 40, DocBok closes the Yellow Bar forever. Amps don't work, fire won't light, Bundespanties leaves early.
2007- Baton Rouge/New Orleans
2006 - Lake Zurich, IL Dogtrack Rusty
2005- Baton Rouge/New Orleans LA. Fais Do Do Rusty.
2004 - Rhode Island/Cape Cod. You're gonna need a bigger boat Rusty.
2003 - Baton Rouge/New Orleans. Cocoa loses his Camera.
2002 - Boston ($1500.00 Rusty)
2001 - Wisconsin.
2000 - Somewhere north of Chicago.
1999- Nags Head, North Carolina. Sandy Rusty.
1998 - Mount Vernon, Wisconsin. Break in the leg Rusty.
1998 - Williamsburg VA-Not-a-Rusty Rusty
1997 - ???
1996-Different Cabin in Ohio
1995-Rusty Never Sleeps - Cabin in Ohio - featuring Jammin Johnny B, Bo-Bonna, Aislinn, and the Grosse Jacket.
1994-Mount Vernon, Wisconsin. Break in the house Rusty.
1993- Arlington, VA. Bear-den Rusty.
1992- Chicago, Illinois. The First Official Authorized and Universally Recognized Rusty Session.
1991 - Chicago, Illinois. Pre-Planning meeting -20 year plan for Rusty Sessions developed, Articles of ConfettiRusty adopted.
