Tuesday, April 14, 2020

The Official History of the Rusty Sessions

2020- Bumf^ck, NY

2019 - Reno, NV.  Convalescent/gambling Rusty.

2018 - Pound Ridge, NY.  Make Rusty Grate Again.

2017 - Ocean City, MD.  The Real Clowns of OC.

2016 -   New Milford, PA.  Endless Anti-Rusty.
 2016 - Boston, MA.  Markless Rusty.

2015 - Chicago, IL.  All-festivaled-out Rusty.

2014 - Pound Ridge, NY.  Portalet Rusty.

2013 - Thompson PA, right? 

2012 - Boulder, CO. Guilfoyle, Guilfoyle.

2011 - Philadelphia, PA.  Liberty Bell Rusty. DokBok gets a fan.

2010 - Boston, MA.  Boston Massacre Rusty.  Blood all over Boston.  Squad meets Steven Tyler, OneEar turns down offer to join Aerosmith.

2009 - Los Angeles, CA -  Dylan McKay Rusty starring DokBok's neighbors

2008 - Mount Vernon, Wisconsin. OneEar turns 40, DocBok closes the Yellow Bar forever. Amps don't work, fire won't light, Bundespanties leaves early.

2007- Baton Rouge/New Orleans

2006 -  Lake Zurich, IL Dogtrack Rusty

2005- Baton Rouge/New Orleans LA. Fais Do Do Rusty.

2004 - Rhode Island/Cape Cod.  You're gonna need a bigger boat Rusty.

2003 - Baton Rouge/New Orleans.  Cocoa loses his Camera.

2002 - Boston ($1500.00 Rusty)

2001 - Wisconsin?

2000 - Somewhere north of Chicago.

1999- Nags Head, North Carolina.  Sandy Rusty.

1998 - Mount Vernon, Wisconsin.  Break in the leg Rusty.

1997 - Williamsburg VA-Not-a-Rusty Rusty

1996-Different Cabin in Ohio

1995-Rusty Never Sleeps - Cabin in Ohio - featuring Jammin Johnny B, Bo-Bonna, Aislinn, and the Grosse Jacket.

1994-Mount Vernon, Wisconsin.  Break in the house Rusty.

1993- Arlington, VA.  Bear-den Rusty.

1992- Chicago, Illinois.  The First Official Authorized and Universally Recognized Rusty Session.

1991 - Chicago, Illinois. Pre-Planning meeting -20 year plan for Rusty Sessions developed, Articles of ConfettiRusty adopted.