tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18837828.post6880695457632202370..comments2023-08-24T03:55:00.229-04:00Comments on First Unification Church of Kooking - (aka First Unichurck): Fear Not, Goat-Petters: There is a Problem with HellOneEarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07979368512090481334noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18837828.post-3273375576982781792008-04-28T23:11:00.000-04:002008-04-28T23:11:00.000-04:00Hi OneEar,Are you referring to “The Internet” that...Hi OneEar,<BR/>Are you referring to “The Internet” that Al Gore invented, along with some of his cockamamie Global Warming notions??<BR/><BR/>I’m going to go to Hell. Being warm and toasty in my old age will be rather nice, I think.Litzihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15797830477221024642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18837828.post-18844223637281020622008-04-28T12:29:00.000-04:002008-04-28T12:29:00.000-04:00Oh, now we're going to see ram-petting? I told yo...Oh, now we're going to see ram-petting? I told you it is a slippery slope.<BR/><BR/>Safer just to damn them all to Hell. The logistical inconvenience should be resolved by "technology." (When I say "technology," I mean faith-based technology, not that Godless scientific crap that resulted in creating the internets).OneEarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07979368512090481334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18837828.post-91786159064240245652008-04-28T10:26:00.000-04:002008-04-28T10:26:00.000-04:00Litzi, no one said anything about rams.Litzi, no one said anything about rams.Doc Bokhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09703558613996509117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18837828.post-55127416694597941312008-04-27T22:33:00.000-04:002008-04-27T22:33:00.000-04:00Hi DocBok,Halleluiah! I can resume petting goats w...Hi DocBok,<BR/>Halleluiah! I can resume petting goats without fear of burning in Hell, which as you astutely pointed out, no one’s been able to locate. There’s still the issue of the lingering odor/stench though…<BR/><BR/>OneEar isn’t guilty of anything that most of us haven’t done at one time or another; spoken before considering the ramifications of our words.Litzihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15797830477221024642noreply@blogger.com