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Saturday, February 25, 2012

not everyone here is weird, I guess

now at least I know how to help make some important decisions
Posted by Doc Bok at 12:02 PM 8 comments
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OneEar - your hero and mine, the Chosen One, founding member of the First Unichurck, reportedly a member of the Underminer's Society of America, rhythm guitar.

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Cocoa_no_gogo - bass guitar, searching for meaning, still drinking beer disguised with orange slices.

Bunderwear - lead guitar, can't figure out how to post on this blog, drives families from their homes.

Alceste - drums, can't even figure out how to put his User Profile on this blog, projectile diarrhea, large grand toe.



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