So you'd probably like my careful analysis of the Republican candidates for President of these States United.
First, we identify the contenders by their most redeeming qualities:
The crazy, god guns and gays Texan.
The more crazy but less stupid woman.
The black Koch-head.
The only guy who makes any sense and who therefore can't possibly win.
The frothy mixture.
There might be another one or two.
Which of these is the right fit for the Republican party?
Some of us were Young Republicans who believed in limited government, States rights, and strong civil liberties (including the rights to privacy and private property).
We've seen an unrelenting attack on civil rights under both Democratic and Republican Presidents, most notably George W. We've also seen a political system, including the Supreme Court, which protects the rights of corporations to control the political system. The final straw, Citizen's United, permits corporations (which may be owned and controlled by people from other countries or even by other sovereign nations) to control the political system.
Meanwhile, in the area where the free market should be the guiding principle, namely the free market, the system was raped and left for dead by both Democratic and Republican lawmakers, most notably George W. Imagine the headline, "US Congress Transfers $750Billion from US Taxpayers to Multinational Corporations." That would be too funny even for the Onion, but that is exactly what has happened. Twice.
Ron Paul is the only one of these f^ckers who even talks about correcting some of this bullshit. I'm sure he'll increasingly be characterized as a nut-job, and God help him if he actually picks up some steam.
I liked Perry's suggestion at the last debate. If I understood him correctly, he wanted to see Herma Cain f^ck Newt Gingrich up the a$$ to see who could be VP. I'd like to see Ron Paul step out of the line and then the rest of them form a circle where each skewers the guy in front of him. After all, they want to represent us, and we're getting f^cked.