Rusty Never Sleeps - Official Site of the First Unichurck: Quantitative Happy Ending

Monday, November 22, 2010

Quantitative Happy Ending

Posted by Doc Bok at 10:36 PM

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The Clown Squad

OneEar - your hero and mine, the Chosen One, founding member of the First Unichurck, reportedly a member of the Underminer's Society of America, rhythm guitar.

Doc Bok - half goat/half dwarf, surgeon, loud vocals, autopederast, nude car.

Cocoa_no_gogo - bass guitar, searching for meaning, still drinking beer disguised with orange slices.

Bunderwear - lead guitar, can't figure out how to post on this blog, drives families from their homes.

Alceste - drums, can't even figure out how to put his User Profile on this blog, projectile diarrhea, large grand toe.

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"When ya ain't got nothin, you got nothin ta lose." Can someone remind me of the possible end games? 1) Devalue the dollar slowly in hopes that the frog doesn't realize it is being cooked. 2) Attack the creditor(s) and then settle the debt as part of the suit for peace. 3) Turn over the keys to our East-Asian landlords. 4) Magic beans to grow our way out of this.

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